HI! My name is Alley.

I’m on the left in that photo over there. I’m currently making cool stuff at Anomaly with my best friend in life and work, Rose. She’s the blonde on the right. The guy in the middle is Kermit, if you’re not familiar.

I could never plead the 5th… I LOVE to chat.

I’m a Brooklyn based copywriter from the South, a quintessential Gemini, a 3 time Survivor applicant and a 0 time Survivor contestant (for now), a bitch, a lover, a child and a mother (to my bunny Oat Milk and my dog Pablo).

I never forget a birthday, but often forget my keys and lock myself out of my apartment.

I either drink a gallon of water a day or survive on one Diet Coke and then wonder why I have a headache.

I either have a bag containing three books at any given time, hand sanitizer, chapstick, a deck of cards, a book of matches from that one place, a switchblade (bad when I forget to take out before going to the airport), plus anything else I think someone might need… unless my bag is locked inside of my apartment.

Enough about me… what’s your deal?

The “Important” Stuff

EXPERIENCE

Anomaly NY | Copywriter | April 2025 - Present

Chevrolet

Translation | Jr. Copywriter | August 2023 - April 2025

Ferrero, Ally Bank, Disney, Hulu, DeLeon

Publicis | Copywriting Intern | Summer 2022

Jif, Milk-Bone

EDUCATION

VCU Brandcenter | 2021-2023

M.S. Business, Concentration in Copywriting

UNC Chapel Hill | 2017-2021

B.S. in Advertising and Political Science

Minor in Women’s and Gender Studies

Carolina Covenant Scholar

AWARDS

D&AD Young Blood | 2023

William Lawson’s | “We Put Oranges in It”